- "What Berlin wall?"
- Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the public.
- They never “rolled down” a car window.
- They have grown up with bottled water.
- General Motors has always been working on an electric car.Nelson
- Mandela has always been free and a force in South Africa.
- Rap music has always been mainstream.
- “Off the hook” has never had anything to do with a telephone.
- Russia has always had a multi-party political system.
- Women have always been police chiefs in major cities.
- They were born before Bart Simpson existed.
- No one has ever been able to sit down comfortably to a meal of “liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
- Being “lame” has to do with being dumb or inarticulate, not disabled.
- Multigrain chips have always provided healthful junk food.
- They grew up in Wayne’s World.
- U2 has always been more than a spy plane.
- The first time they saw Jack Nicholson, he was “The Joker.”
- They have no idea whey there are "No Smoking" signs on airplanes, because it has never been allowed on North American airplanes.
- “Google” has always been a verb.
- Bar codes have always been on everything, from library cards and snail mail to retail items.
- Carbon copies are oddities found in their grandparents' attics.
- Disneyland has always been in Europe and Asia.
- Acura, Lexus, and Infiniti have always been luxury cars of choice.
- Disposable contact lenses have always been available.
- When their parents say, “Don’t touch that dial,” they have no idea what dial is being referred to.
- Stadiums, rock tours and sporting events have always had corporate names.
- American rock groups have always appeared in Moscow.
- Commercial product placements have been the norm in films and on TV.
- Their parents are the same age or older than Lenny Kravitz, Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford.
- Fox has always been a major network.
- The “Blue Man Group” has always been everywhere.
- Women’s studies majors have always been offered on campus.
- Being a latchkey kid has never been a big deal.
- They learned about JFK from Oliver Stone and Malcolm X from Spike Lee.
- High definition television has always been available.
- Microbreweries have always been ubiquitous.
- Smoking has never been allowed in public spaces in France.
- Time has always worked with Warner.
- Tiananmen Square is a 2008 Olympics venue, not the scene of a massacre.
- The purchase of ivory has always been banned.MTV has never featured music videos.
- They’ve never known a time without cell phones.
- They never saw Johnny Carson live on television.
- Avatars have nothing to do with Hindu deities.
- The World Wide Web has been an online tool since they were born.
- They have always known Burma as Myanmar.
- Dilbert has always been ridiculing cubicle culture.
- Food packaging has always included nutritional labeling.
- “Yadda, yadda, yadda” has always come in handy to make long stories short.
- Video games have always had ratings.
- Women have always been Venusians; men, Martians.
- Chicken soup has always been soul food.
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show has always been available on TV.
- Jimmy Carter has only ever been a smiling elderly man who shows up on TV to promote fair elections and disaster relief.
- They would never have seen a Sears catalog delivered to the house.
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